she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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