Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
420 ftw
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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