is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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