Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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