Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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