i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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