apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
we should paint friendship bongs
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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