thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Text me some of your sweat
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