I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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