Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
whose ass print is on the piano?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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