i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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