Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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