talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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