So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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