So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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