we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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