IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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