Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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