Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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