have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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