But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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