rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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