problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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