i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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