Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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