i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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