went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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