i don't like sucking hair
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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