We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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