This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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