She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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