If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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