I have demons in me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize