My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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