Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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