Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish you could order shots online.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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