Umm I'm too high to move.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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