if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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