Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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