Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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