This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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