you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm really busy with my period
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