I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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You made out with two different species that night
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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