nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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