so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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