i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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