I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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