i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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