It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Success! We fucked roommates!
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