the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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