stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Sober January is a disaster.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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