It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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