Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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