I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i now understand why vodka
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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