you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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