just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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